yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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