Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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