hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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