when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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