apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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