What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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