I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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