when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize