Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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