I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
