I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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