what if I'm pregnant?
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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