i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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