Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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