; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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