That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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