Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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