just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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