I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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