so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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