Me too!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize
