The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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