You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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