you guys were way drunker than both of me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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