How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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