ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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