Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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