Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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