I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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