guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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