Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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