"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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