i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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