508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How external is "for external use only"?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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