She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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