i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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