she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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