I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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