I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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