drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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