thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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