He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
