how hairy? two words: wookie tits
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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