if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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