I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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