people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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