Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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