Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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