Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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