Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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