have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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