It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I had to cum in my sink.
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