all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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