Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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