Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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