Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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