Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
When did angry sex become our thing?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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